the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
