Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I miss vodka workout Fridays
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize