just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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