i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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