I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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