It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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