K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it was like eating out sand paper
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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