Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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