My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Blood and glitter go together right?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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