...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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