Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
His nipple licking is glorious
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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