And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It was confusing and full of hummus
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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