so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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