Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
