I wannas sexs uuuuu
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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