i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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