Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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