I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
His nipple licking is glorious
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