Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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