Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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