Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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