What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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