The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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