ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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