dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
