Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i've created a new STD.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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