I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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