idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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