Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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