i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
that may or may not have been my penis.
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