OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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