Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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