She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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