do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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