She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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