I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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