better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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