I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
