belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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