I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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