this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We named our party play list daddy issues
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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