Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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