guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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