Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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