so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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