why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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