Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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