Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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