Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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