so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i believe in u and ur pee
i out mim tonsoeep
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