Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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