Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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