Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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