I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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